Artsy Android T-Shirts: When You Don't Want to be Naked
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Put On a Shirt and Party!
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Our party-girl shirts are sexy, flirty, and funny. They'll get you all the attention you want! Feeling sexy? These are the tops for you. A little shy? Wear a top that's bolder than you are, to help break the ice. Artsy Android party shirts are just the thing for any red-blooded American girl who wants to be noticed! All our shirts are sold through Zazzle.com, which is a classy outfit with a no-questions-asked return policy. Your satisfaction is guaranteed! Note: Pay attention to the sizing guidelines when buying these shirts, because Zazzle's sizing is weird. |
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The Hypno-Boob Shirt
If you've ever asked the question, "What new uses can I put my boobs to in a social setting?" this shirt provides the answer. The Hypno-Boob Shirt is a breakthrough in modern hypnotism. Any girl wearing this shirt can hypnotize 93% of men and 6% of corpses within fifteen seconds. With its twin counter-rotating hypnodiscs, its power is augmented by the miracle of the female form. Hypnosis and boobs are a powerful combination! Put a whole roomful of guys into a deep hypnotic trance with the power of this sexy top! Become drunk with power and beer! Order Now!
The "Friday Night Alice" Shirt
Alice found a bottle labeled "Drink Me" in Wonderland. "What the hell," she said to herself. "It's Friday night!" And she drank it all down, and had many wonderful adventures. True story!
Wear this T-shirt on Friday nights, and we promise that you'll have adventures, too! (We just wish we had an "after" picture to show how Alice felt after drinking down that bottle and going out on the town.)
The "I Dunno, What Do YOU Want to Do?" Shirt
Our original "flirty girl" T-shirt. The phrase, "I dunno, what do YOU want to do?" will stop guys in their tracks if a girl says it in just the right flirty tone of voice. But you can let our I Dunno T-shirt do your flirting for you. Guaranteed to get a rise out of them! Warning: The suggestions you receive may be startling! Order now.
The "Fan Service" Shirt
This anime-themed shirt tells the male fans out there that you know what they like and intend to give it to them. (In case you didn't know, "fan service" in anime is when girls accidentally flash their breasts or panties. It pleases the male viewers, bless their simple souls.) Order now.
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